Stupid people worry me. I seem to be running into a lot of them lately which worries me even more. Here is a list of the top idiots from this week:
- Roger Highfield, Science Editor of the Telegraph. Read the article "Mankind 'shortening the universe's life' "
- So wait - we have to observe something to make it happen? Sorry guys - Schrodinger's cat and trees falling in the forest do not real science make.
- The two townies who were in an argument about whose kid was better at middle school football. In Clouse's lounge. Really. Highlights include:
- "Well, my kid didn't even WANT to be on the football team. I told him he had to be cause I didn't want him ending up like one these here homos. (gestures at the music building) Now he is the star quarterback."
- "Well, sounds to me like North has got a homo for a quarterback then. My son leaves and breathes football like a real man. Shouldn't have to convince a boy to play football!"
- Stupid vocal majors in my early music history class. A few of today's best moments:
- (In the middle of the lecture in a bitchy tone) "Ummm... excuse me, can we actually get some real information about what is going to be on the final? I'm feeling like you aren't covering this very well and I'm getting overwhelmed."
- (During the open question session. . .) "Is the test going to be as long as the last one? You see, I think that it's total bullshit that the last test was longer than the first two. The test before you could take 30.5 seconds per question - but in our last test, there was only 20 seconds available per question - I didn't even get halfway done!
- (Teacher's response) - "There were the exact same number of responses on each test - 110. If you didn't get done, this is entirely your own fault for not preparing properly." CLOWN.
