List of things that I am currently dissatisfied with:

• Those tiny little purse umbrellas - cute, but ultimately not going to keep you dry.
• The color black - I have and wear WAY too much of it.
• Skirts that are supposed to touch the ground but don't if you are six feet tall.
  
• 2 inch heels - ouch.
• Why are people still wearing those stupid ugly boots?
• Spandex - is kind only to small Asian girls.
• Hollywood - obsessed with sex
  
• Pop music - obsessed with sex
  
• Pop Culture - obsessed with sex
  
• Non-stick cookware that doesn't work - no! my beautiful brownies!
  
• Scientology - WTF?
• Halibut steaks
• Gas - both the kind my car eats and the kind that I have.
• Old tooley pickups that only sort of run
• Fast food
  

Things I am currently in love with:

• John Stewart
• Steven Colbert
• Brownies
• Curry
• Bollywood
• Ambivalence
• Tea
• The color orange
• The color purple
• Hippos, penguins and aardvarks
• Blogging
• Arby's Chicken Salad (only fast food exception)
• Goldfish crackers in your salad - completely and totally awesome.