Asinine Discoveries:
Friend Sara and I were having a crafting party the other day and listening to a radio station based around the music of Beck and Radiohead on Pandora. Naturally, Pandora was picking some pretty interesting stuff as it is wont to do. That is when we stumbled across what we both believe to be the world's most unbelievably imbecilic song: Blood Machine by Chad Vangaalen. Seriously folks, this song is so bad, it is really almost worth buying off of I-tunes. You'll get a good laugh, guaranteed. For those who are poor - try making a Pandora station devoted to it - (they'll play it at least once) - or go here for a 15 second clip.

Here are all of the lyrics in their ridiculous glory:

They had cities built there
Buried deep underground
People had their hearts plugged in
To a giant machine that can circulate blood

Please, please, please
That's all they can say is
Please, please, please
Help us escape
From the blood machine

One of them explained to me
How they used to be free
Before the machines got built
And before there were laws regulating free will

Please, please, please
That's all they can say is
Please, please, please
Help us escape
From the blood machine

Cause if one of us unplugs, everybody dies
You gotta switch the thing off from the inside
They'll kill us all

They had cities built there
Buried deep underground
People had their hearts plugged in
To a giant machine that can circulate blood

Please, please, please
That's all they can say is
Please, please, please
Help us escape
From the blood machine


Thank you Pandora. Thank you.