Born Under the Sign of the Retarded Beaurocrat:

Well, to add insult to injury . . .

• Vonage charged the card they had on file instead of the new card I gave them, causing an inactive account to overdraft. Boo.
• IU thinks I owe them $1500.00 for summer classes despite the "full scholarship" they gave me.
• Still no word on that Salliemae loan.

New life plan: Run away to Thailand and become a professional kickboxer.